I think these are fine. I’d just like to add #8: @Dpuff buys us lunch every other Friday until Bandit is released. (Pssst…dalianjj, take your time.)
A driver will be around to pick everyone up @11 am next Friday. You’ll be taken to whichever private airfield I own near your homes and whisked away on one of my several private jets to a classified location. There we will enjoy the finest cuisine from the finest chefs in all the world. I only have a few left but this is going to be the start of something special so prepare your tastebuds for dodo omelets.